would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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