I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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