The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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