honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize