"it" just moved
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's never too late to be topless.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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