we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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