Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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