We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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