Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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