Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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