This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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