dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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