these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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