Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am midnight drunk by noon
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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