He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Couch. On fire.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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