hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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