I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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