I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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