I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
