let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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