turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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