so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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