So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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