And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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