Banned from zoo.
Again?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
