I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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