I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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