Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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