no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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