Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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