But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
zippers are such a cool invention
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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