Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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