Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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