I think im going to throw up on grandma
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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