yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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