You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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