there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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