I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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