Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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