mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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