You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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