I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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