I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
