I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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