so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
