And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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