just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
