so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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