On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
operation harelip BJ is a go
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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