I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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